Look at what I'm dealing with

I swear. My kids are possessed. Claire hates her barbie doll. She said she had to "Hang her for her crimes." I don't know what those crimes are necessarily, but really? Should barbies HAVE crimes against little girls?


And no wonder neither of them can sleep well in their bedrooms. Messed up I tell ya. Messed up.

Miles' room signage:


And Claire's room:


And on such adorable stationary too.