Tuesday, December 11, 2012

I call some bullshit right there

My kids assured me they couldn't do their homework because we had, "NO PENCILS ANYWHERE IN THE HOUSE MOM!!!!"

Well guess who went through all their pencil boxes, desk drawers, and art containers? Yep. MOMZILLA.
(That's me when I say, "If I find them you're in BIG trouble." See? Momzilla.)

Aaaaaannnnndddddd................look what I found.




And this didn't even include colored pencils, too-short-to-sharpen-anymore-but-you-can-still-write-with-them pencils, and mechanical pencils. Cause that's a whole OTHER box of writing utensils.

Little turds. They did their homework.