I avoided buying them for ever. And then Ryan went all No Partially Hydrogenated Oils about 14 years ago. (They're riddled with them) So I dodged that bullet again.
Sadly Claire went to a friend's house about a year ago and they had crescent rolls with dinner. Thus began her obsession with them. I held her off as long as I could. Or as long as she couldn't read. Then she found them at Trader Joe's and read that there were NO PHO's in them. *sigh*
I bought them. I do believe this is going to happen everytime I open them though.
I will literally hand them to Ryan, then run from the room with my ears plugged. Not shitting you. But one night before dinner, Ryan was working late and I had no alternative planned. I panicked. I mean...really kinda got the flop sweats about it. I sat them on the counter. Looked at them. And touched the can. Nope they didn't explode with my touch. But I knew they were just waiting. Then all of the sudden, Claire came. Ripped it open. Set them in front of me and said, "See mom! I can do it!" And Voila! Easy Peasy!
Now THIS is how I open the rolls.
And then there's this.
My girlfriend posted this on my facebook wall. She thinks I'm crazy because I can and actually HAVE to fold the fitted sheet to match the flat sheet and pillow cases. They have to be a perfect rectangle. All the same size people. (Remember? I have a touch of the OCD. Check out number 22.)
Ryan on the other hand, rolls it into a ball. I watched him do it last night. I almost had an aneurysm. He just said, "Don't worry about it." And it magically disappeared. I have no idea where he put those sheets. But when I find them. They WILL BE PERFECT!
