Free concert Sunday!

I watched the 2013 Grammy's last night. Pretty good. I mean. I can't tell you who won anything, because the show is a huge fucking concert with all kinds of artists singing with all kinds of other artists.

I love the Grammy's. And apparently so does Taylor Swift. That girl LOVES her some music. Like she's just a teenage fangirl of every artist who sings.

I should mention that Kelly Clarkson may not be my favorite singer, but OMG that lady can blow!


Also, I feel bad for the Lumineers. They have a great song out now. And it will probably be their one and only time performing at the Grammy's unless they really do something amazing in the next year or so. But those poor schmucks had to go on RIGHT after this shit:


Not cool Grammy's. NOT COOL. I mean...holy balls. This performance was AHHHHH-mazing. But I would think it should have gone at the end. Because....you just can't follow that. Although I could have done without Rhianna. I don't like her. I think she's stupid. As a person. I could care less about her music. I mean my favorite tweet regarding the Grammy's was brought to you by Richard Marx. Yes that Richard Marx.

"Risque" clothing banned at Grammys but guys who beat up women? Come ooonnn downnnnn.....#goodcallgrammys
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) February 7, 2013

And in closing. I love that Lena Dunham is dating that dude from Fun. She's so cute I can't stand it. Oh and...Justin Timberlake wants to be Bruno Mars, but he will never be. And I love Prince. Anytime. All the time.

The Jerry O'Connell Syndrome!

You guys! Seriously!!!! Today I saw THIS movie. It was awesome.

My girlfriend and I planned to see it like months ago. I love all things Zombie. (In case you didn't know.) And so does she.

The movie is touted as a "Zombie Rom Com". It is. But it's also pretty funny. I really really liked it. So.....yeah.

Go see it! You'll be happy you did. Super cute. And super funny. And really? John Malkovich is in it. He's AHHH-MAH-zing anytime.

And...... I have a new movie boyfriend. (I get them from time to time) He's young. But that's ok. I think he's adorable. And that's all that matters.
Ryan's cool with it. Pretty much every time I tell him I have a new movie boyfriend he laughs and smiles. He's a good man that way.

My new movie boyfriend has what I call....... The "Jerry O'Connell syndrome". Cute little kid grows into a very handsome adult. It was like when I saw a photo of Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter as a grown up. WHAT THE WHAT?!?! Seriously.

Neville Longbottom!!!

This is my movie boyfriend. Before and after. See what I'm talking about?

So....go and see this movie. You'll like it. If not. It's not my fault you have bad taste in movies. And hate puppies and rainbows.