Monday, October 6, 2008

My plans, now that Ryan is gone

Throw myself a pity party as I only got 2 hours of sleep last night. Thanks Claire.

Eat fast food. I hate to cook for 2 kids who eat nothing.

Whine about how tired I am.

Watch tv late into the night. I can never sleep when Ryan is away.

Fall asleep at very inappropriate times. See above.

Try not to freak out on the kids.

Complain about how the kids are freaking me out.

Try to find the webcam so the kids can talk to Ryan at his hotel.

Cry.

As you can see........I LOVE it when Ryan goes out of town. It is like a mini vacation......to hell.

Oh yeah...and Claire is sick. Hence her being up all last night.

Be ready for me to crash hard when you get home Ryan.

1 comment:

Dave said...

Hey, there sugar, baby, saw you twice at the pop show,
You taste just like glitter, mixed with rock and roll,
I like you a lot lot, think you're really ho,t hot.

I know you think you're special, when we dance real crazy
Glamaphonic, electronic, disco, baby,
I like you a lot lot, all we want is hot, hot.

Boys, boys, boys,we like boys in cars,
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars,
Hairspray and denim, boys boys boys, we love them.

Baby is a bad boy with some retro sneakers,
Let's go see The Killers and make out in the bleachers,
I like you a lot lot, think you're really hot, hot,
Let's go to the party, heard our buddies' the DJ,
Don't forget my lipstick, I left it in your ashtray,
I like you a lot, lot all we want is hot, hot.

Boys, boys, boys,we like boys in cars,
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars,
Hairspray and denim, boys boys boys, we love them,
Boys, boys, boys,we like boys in cars,
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars,
Hairspray and denim, boys boys boys, we love them.

I'm a lose, let's select a party, let's get lost in your Ferrari,
Not psychotic or dramatic I like boys and that is that,
Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs,
Watch your heart when we're together, boys like you love me forever.

Boys, boys, boys,we like boys in cars,
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars,
Hairspray and denim, boys boys boys, we love them,
Boys, boys, boys,we like boys in cars,
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars,
Hairspray and denim, boys boys boys, we love them,
We love them, boys, boys, boys,we like boys in cars,
Boys, boys, boys, buy us drinks in bars,
Hairspray and denim, boys boys boys, we love them (we love them).